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*** SPECIAL FEATURE - December'12 ***
What is all this fuss about Rohit Salaria? The author decided to go and talk to various characters who feature in “Stop Me If You Can!!”, about what they thought about Rohit Salaria. There was a variety of responses, which ranged from intriguing to witty to insipid. Read on.
Boss
(surprised why anyone would even talk
about Rohit Salaria): Oh he is a total nincompoop. One of those royal
mistakes of B-school recruitments. I only wish God had been more generous to
him in one regard – brain.
Marketing
Lady (with a slender smile):
Young, super-energetic boy. Tremendously excited all the time.
(Suddenly
shifts gaze to the view outside the window, lost in thoughts) Excites me
too sometimes….Sorry. I mean, did I just say cute?
Radhe
(totally dismissive in his tone): Very
smart and very intelligent. But please stay away from my business. Let me live
in peace. And continue with my symbiotic (read vampirish) relationship with ABC
Inc. Please.
Priya
(chirpy and bubbly, almost jumping with
excitement): Such a sweetheart. He is so cute. He just knows how to cheer
me up. Do I love him? I don’t know. But yes maybe. No, maybe.
Loser
[Salaria coined acronym for LOkesh SERawat] (seething,
on the verge of explosion): The only thing I want to do to him is smash his
head against the strongest of walls. Cut him into infinitesimally small pieces
and feed them to dogs. He has no caliber. No aptitude. No attitude. God only
knows what Priya finds so interesting in him. Huh.
Mayank hands
over a glass of water to him. And exits softly.
Sucker [Salaria coined acronym for SUraj Khatri] (nonchalantly): Who Rohit Salaria? Don’t waste my time, I have to go on long drive with Priya. (Shifts to daydreaming)
(Who Salaria? You will know very soon mate. Very soon. Ha ha.)
Rohit
Salaria himself (no words for
him): Though it would be very incorrect to praise myself. And I am strictly
against it. But then it takes no genius to figure out that I have a super skill
set in public relations, problem solving and team management. Add to that a
super focus, determination and confidence. And you have the perfect CEO
material. I am not saying that I should be ABC Inc.’s next CEO, but who is
denying that also. Ha ha. And yes, almost missed mentioning my magnetic charms
which leave girls weak in the knees. All this resting on the solid foundation
of that single most important virtue – humility. Killer combo man. Killer.
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